April Rivers

April kicked-off with a lot of excitement as I had lined up a few satellites to major live tournaments.

Somehow though, I failed to qualify for the Irish Open, Irish Poker Tour, WSOP Circuit Event, Ladbrokes Nordic Challenge and Nordic Bet's Baltic Open as well as other smaller events. Just haven't had any luck at online final sats at the moment.

Donkeys

Below is an example, only 21 other players to beat for a WSOP seat and I donkeyed in at 18th. Ok, the tourney did start at 2am DaMatrix Time and with only 1,000 chips and winner take all, I gambled my game on the line with second pair/gutshot draw on a 2-str8/2-flush flop against a possible drawing hand/over pair. As it happens, my opponent had KK and I got crippled. Peege2 was the eventual winner (ICRUSHU2 claimed he already had a WSOP seat).

Got a few tournaments lined up for the last week of April, but May is crunch time.

You know what they say: April rivers bring May dollars.

April tit relief.

Strip Poker.